"When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?"
Nowadays it’s so hard to make new friends that don’t have hidden motives
Ladies and gentlemen! →
Bid on him, y’all! im-not-this-girl will be glad to be rid of him!
Now that I have your attention, I’d like to make it known that I am auctioning off a very important item. I am selling the Masterbaiter. Bidding starts at $100, but first, let me list off his important features
1. Patience: Masterbaiter is like honey badger; he doesn’t really give a shit
"I want us to make each other better."
"If there’s a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it."
omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever
(Source: guy, via dis0rder101)
"That’s how you know you love someone, I guess. When you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too."